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Hey everybody just to let you know my name is andrea and i made this website to let everyone know just how much i despise amber because she thinks she can actually do something ! hahaha thats a luagh :)   bashing jokes Sure ive seen people like amber befor - but i had to pay admission hi there im a human being ! what are you amebr shouldSave her breath ... shell need to blow up her date later shouldnt amber have a license for being that ugly Calling amber an idiot would be an insult to all the ugly people all day i thought bout amber cause i was at the zoo people clap for amber ...but they clap thier hands over their eyes if i was as ugly as amber i wouldnt say hi to people id say boo ambers got the perfect weapon against muggers.... her face ambers got a face only a mother would love... un fortunatly she hates it too anybody who told her to be herself couldnt simply give her worse advice

ambers putdowns

shes A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Shes not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

She's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; she only gargled.

Shes one Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.

Shes not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree

Shes a donut short of being a cop

Shes a few feathers short of a whole duck.

From the British Army? Are you sure you're not from the Salvation Army?

Which village is missing its idiot?.

A Titanic intellect ... In a world full of icebergs

Shes a few clowns short of a circus

Shes a few beads short in her rosary.

ambers mamas head

Her momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Her momma head so big it shows up on radar.

Her momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Her momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died

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ambers mamas so stupid .... Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's." iceprincess_12321@yahoo.com